“DC Hot” is a phrase that I use to describe extremely average looking yet stuck up jerks who may have at one time been “Cambridge hot” (as in Harvard). They’re not even big fish in a small pond; they’re average sized fish in a puddle.
[See also: UChigoggles, the state of being surrounded by UChicago students (who are often so unconcerned with looking physically attractive that they don’t brush their hair or put on clean pants) for so long that non-malformed people start looking extraordinarily attractive. One time when I lived in Hyde Park, I went out in River North and my face almost exploded from the shock.]
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Reblog because of the Ramona Quimby reference, and also because I remember that it was when she kept saying “tommy-toes”...
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coolguyerrant reblogged this from crosberg and added:
More importantly: why are so many of them Republicans? I even tallied them. 27 Republicans (one described as some sort...
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suburbstothecity reblogged this from egryan and added:
love DC, but this is very true
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UChigoggles…maybe the reason...BAD first dates while living
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These lists are always made up of the douchebaggiest looking Republicans (redundant?). I will say one nice thing though....
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how-to-kiss-distinctly-american reblogged this from jasencomstock and added:
UChigoggles has me cackling like an asshole.
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colormenaive said:
this list killz me. this guy has a dead tooth. A DEAD TOOTH.
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annanacho reblogged this from egryan and added:
98% of these people (maybe even 100%) are not hot. Also: too many Republicans. Also:
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rustbelts reblogged this from egryan and added:
(To be fair, this “UChigoggles” thing ought...apply to [all] grad students.)
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am anxiously awaiting...making fun of how ugly DC...are gets...
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peterr reblogged this from egryan and added:
right about Hyde Park. Sometimes...find myself shaking my head
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kittykittybangbang said:
Ouch.
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