Another Waste of Time
First of all, the Ewoks do not suck. “The Ewoks suck” is the kind of thing Star Wars nerds who are insecure about being Star Wars nerds and feel like they have to be tough guys about it—the worst, most insufferable kind of Star Wars nerds—say in lieu of whipping their dicks out and measuring them and yelling “see?!?!” The Ewoks are awesome. They look like teddy bears and fight like the Viet Cong. If given the choice between living among humans for the rest of my life and living among Ewoks, the choice would be it’s not even a choice. Ewoks every time. What I’m saying is that the Ewoks are better than you.
“
—

Sean T. Collins, in defense of Ewoks. “They look like teddy bears and fight like the Viet Cong.” What a great line. (via perpetua) (via bg5000) 110% truth. In Aaron’s words: Fuck the Haters (via ackb)

Hell yes. Hurley can suck it.
Reblogged 3 years ago from ackb (Originally from perpetua)
82 notes
Source: perpetua
  1. myfriendscallmecoolethan reblogged this from tylercoates
  2. lastofthecanadiangirls reblogged this from hallekiefer
  3. hoper reblogged this from bg5000
  4. dewymorning reblogged this from ihopeyouneverfindmeagain
  5. blackbutshining reblogged this from perpetua
  6. pumkinspicelatte reblogged this from perpetua
  7. sarahthisis reblogged this from perpetua
  8. elisper reblogged this from perpetua
  9. sea-kraken reblogged this from joyannahope
  10. witchyflickchick reblogged this from whatson and added:
    **MY PERSONAL NOTE** *The Ewoks are a nostalgia thing for me. I loved them when I was kid and, thus, I will always love...
  11. kaustubha reblogged this from radarchive
  12. puzzledhornist reblogged this from perpetua
  13. ihopeyouneverfindmeagain reblogged this from perpetua
  14. joyannahope reblogged this from perpetua
  15. radarchive reblogged this from perpetua
  16. whatson reblogged this from perpetua
  17. anotherwasteoftime reblogged this from ackb
  18. lostlunch reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Consider this a petition, because I’m signing too. This is the only thing that didn’t ring true
  19. scarydan reblogged this from betelnut
  20. y00h00 reblogged this from perpetua
  21. betelnut reblogged this from perpetua
  22. tsunamis reblogged this from neslo
  23. neslo reblogged this from tylercoates
  24. doctornecessiter reblogged this from natface
  25. laeta reblogged this from crooooooooow
  26. natface reblogged this from tylercoates
  27. gerardvsbear reblogged this from perpetua