First of all, the Ewoks do not suck. “The Ewoks suck” is the kind of thing Star Wars nerds who are insecure about being Star Wars nerds and feel like they have to be tough guys about it—the worst, most insufferable kind of Star Wars nerds—say in lieu of whipping their dicks out and measuring them and yelling “see?!?!” The Ewoks are awesome. They look like teddy bears and fight like the Viet Cong. If given the choice between living among humans for the rest of my life and living among Ewoks, the choice would be it’s not even a choice. Ewoks every time. What I’m saying is that the Ewoks are better than you.
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Sean T. Collins, in defense of Ewoks. “They look like teddy bears and fight like the Viet Cong.” What a great line. (via perpetua) (via bg5000) 110% truth. In Aaron’s words: Fuck the Haters (via ackb) Hell yes. Hurley can suck it. |
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